You want the Porrie? You can't handle the Porrie!

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That'd be me, Laura, more often known to friends and family as Porrie, for reasons which are known but would take too long to go into here.

What the hell is a Porrie?

Well, see, that's why only close friends and family know the term. It takes a while to explain. In layman's terms, it's a demented 20 year old woman who has decided to be friends with you and thus unleashes her weirder side. If you have trouble understanding that, don't worry, you're not alone.

Ok, so we've established that you're nuts. Who are you, so I can know who to run away from?

I'm an Arizona girl, studying at Stanford. I like penguins, horses, and Salt and Vinegar potato chips. If you ever see a redhead coming towards you on a horse, with a penguin under her arm and a mouth full of chips, head for the hills. She can be up to no good.

Boost my ego.

Frightened yet? I crave the power of making people my email slaves. Apply here.
lwatkins@stanford.edu

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